*warning* this is one of those boring posts.      This is DodgeRidge.   It's a 3 hour drive from my house.    I've been here a heck lot of times.      The first time I went here was second grade or something where my mom signed me up for ski school. The main thing I learned out of ski school was the pizza.    And basically what skiing is is you're going down a mountain and you're basically trying to slow yourself down to a controllable pace. The pizza is mainly all you need to get better.     So that's cool.    The next couple of times I go skiing I take this trail called "clementine", which is labeled Green  for easy. I have fun and all doing pizza and it seems really crowded. Once I've "mastered" it I try out another green trail. It's slightly harder but I can deal with it.    Then my sister says Ay let's go on that ski lift! So I go on that ski lift and it turns out it goes up a steep mountain and the easiest trail is a blue trail,...