Why cats are better than dogs

Why cats are better than dogs

    I'm not going to make this an essay. This is just going to be a quick list of reasons, and believe me, I could write all day

1. Cats like to play with you-Oh! Let's play fetch! All I do is throw a stupid ball and watch some dogs catch it and return it to you! Oh how fun! Too bad dogs don't cuddle with you and play the hand game.
2. They're cuter-Their bright, big shiny black eyes gazing upon you with the small triangular ears and chubby cheeks. They have the best characteristics possible. They don't just leave their mouths open and leave a trail of disgusting drool
3. They don't rip open everything in sight-Ok, let's go steal some cookies from the counter- WAIT OH! There are new pillows! I think I have already destroyed 18 of 'em. Let's get to that twenty!(rips open the pillow and rains down the fluff) Ok, now let's go steal some of the cookies. 
   You think that cats do this stuff???
4. They give you more stress-Oh no! I have a big test. I studied for a couple of hours, and I need some stress relieving. I guess I'll go pet my dog. (goes downstairs). You see a pool of fluff.
   Whether than cats. When you pet cats, you feel an instant connection and a sensation that kills the stress.
5. Walks-Oh yay! I have two hours of spare time! I'm going to play some video game- "CMON WALK ME". Those two hours are killed now because of your dog begging you to go on a long walk. What do cats do? They sit next to you or on your lap during video games.
6. They don't bark 24/7-BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. DING DONG!! (neighbor talking) "hey, can you tell your dog to shahht up?! Because I'm trying to play some video games with my precious cat while your dog just keeps on barking"
   Cats? They meow, sure, but their meows are CUTE,silent, light and doesn't sound demanding. Did I mention cute already?
7. Licking faces-This is a perfect example of Tony Wang's dog. One time I was at his house with Joshua, and once Joshua's butt hit the ground, his dog immediately started to harass poor Joshua, washing his face with disgusting saliva. Sorry to offend you Tony.

There. I made it. I bet you can't even name one reason why Dogs are better than cats.
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