Santa tracker first five days

Ok. Let's just get to it


#1
It's a play android app thingy. It goes to here

I mean, I odn't wanna leave it like this so lets watch the video thingy

First twenty seconds: So this fat guy is on a cruise ship eating cookies and milk. Is this what this guy does when it's not Christmas? Dude that's called the life

forty seconds: BOI HOW DOES THE PHONE NOT BREAK. IT'S SUNK IN THE WATER XD

1 minute: THIS GUY LITERALLY JUST GETS TO HANGOUT AND PLAY GOLF FOR FREE ON A CRUISE SHIP AHHHH

Next twenty seconds is the elves calling the cruiseship driver who has that evil laugh and presses a button to launch him off the cruise ship, across the ocean, falling really hard in a small one-person boat, then changes into a santa coat with the sun shining bright with no scars.



#2
This one is code a snowflake. Cool I guess, but I'm pretty sure these code tutorials are boring an ez lets see

Ok first hting I see are drag and drop blocks, something I'm expecting.

The thing is that THEY'RE SIDEWAYS WOAHHHH

Ok this code a snowflake thing is getting really boring. You just like drag blocks and it creates a snoflake

lol it's actually hard creating an ugly one

ay this one is actually easy

and there's this weird dog thing in the top left corner when you play it, and when you click on it it just disapperas. weird

#3

okay it's a learn translations thing. it just teaches you christmas terms in random languages. kinda cool?

Okay this really cracked me up. These two really smiley cartoon characters are a bit creepy, but when you press play the robot voice is HILARIOUS when staring at the kids xD. if you odn't believe me try it urself

I just got a "ho ho ho" term and when traslated its still "ho ho ho"

BUT WHEN YOU PRESS PLAY THOUGH. THE ROBOT GOES LIKE WHO WHO WHO

#4

This one is a video titles a day at the museum.

A WILD NOSEPASS HAS APPEARED(thumbnail)

Okay um after watching the video it's interesante.

It's just a kids film, like IDK what to say about it. Everyone is happy, and I love those videos lol

#5

This is basically a sketchpad. boring

but the effect when you draw with a marker is so satisfying, it's like asmr

After playing around with it, I realized that there were cool features and stuff

Now that I'm thinking 'bout it the car looks like an upside down smiley face. 

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