What acronyms actually mean(wilson version)

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One of Emerson's oldest posts was this:


http://eypicasso.blogspot.com/2017/11/what-acronyms-actually-mean.html

Now it's time for my 

OMG=/=open my garage
OMG=osman makes gas

This acronym is useful when You're in a cavs game and you suspect that someone has farted.

LOL=/=llamma overload
LOL=Liquid opens lakes

This acronym is used a lot. You can say this every time your pet cat named liquid opens a cookie jar full of cookies called lakes


IDK=/=I drank kool-aid
IDK=I'm drunk

This acronym could be used when you just drank beer


IDC=/=I despise cats(EXCUSE ME? NO ONE SHOULD DESPISE CATS)
I(TT)D(AWT)C=I think that dogs are worse than cats

Had to say that as a rebuttal, although it is...uh...doesn't make sense.




IKR=/=I kill rainbows
IKR=Imma killer

Just imagine those on those super intense action movies.

"Who's the killer? Bob or Bill" The guy said through gritted teeth
"It's not me!" Bob said with an innocent look
"MWAHAHAHAHAAA IKR" Bill cackled with an evil grin before running away


xD




WTH=/=Where's the horses
WTH=Wilson's took him

Another great acronym to say in super intense action movies

"Who's the kidnapper? Wilson or Bill" The guy said through gritted teeth
"WTH" Bill cried with an innocent look
Both eyes went towards Wilson now.
"MWAHAHAHA IKR" Wilson said




LMAO=/=love my albani octopi
LMAO=Lost my awesome ostrich

Super intense movies are full of these sayings.

Rosy rushed to the police officer.
"LMAO" Rosy said between breaths.
"Yes, WTH" The police officer said



ROFL=/=Really oversized fat llamas(you're mean, emerson. I love llamas)
ROFL=Rosy's ostrich fell laughing

Rosy rushed to the police officer.
"LMAO" Rosy said between breaths.
"Yes, WTH" The police officer said, "ostrich is now dead"
Rosy gasped and tears were soon streaming down his face
"GO SEND WILSON TO JAIL" Rosy demanded
"No, Wilson did not kill the ostrich....ROFL" The police officer said




TTYL=/=Today, this yogurt leaves
TTYL=Today, thomas yells "LAUGHING"

Thomas reached the news from his wife Rosy about his son ostrich's death. He gasped with anger as he read "ostrich died from laughing". The word "laughing" swirled around his head repeating and repeating.

"No, nononono NO. Ostrich died from....LAUGHING?"

TTYL





okay time to combine.


"Who's the killer? Bob or Bill" The guy said through gritted teeth
"It's not me!" Bob said with an innocent look
"MWAHAHAHAHAAA IKR" Bill cackled with an evil grin before running away

"Who's the kidnapper? Wilson or Bill" The guy said through gritted teeth
"WTH" Bill cried with an innocent look
Both eyes went towards Wilson now.
"MWAHAHAHA IKR" Wilson said

Rosy rushed to the police officer.
"LMAO" Rosy said between breaths.
"Yes, WTH" The police officer said, "ostrich is now dead"
Rosy gasped and tears were soon streaming down his face
"GO SEND WILSON TO JAIL" Rosy demanded
"No, Wilson did not kill the ostrich....ROFL" The police officer said

Thomas reached the news from his wife Rosy about his son ostrich's death. He gasped with anger as he read "ostrich died from laughing". The word "laughing" swirled around his head repeating and repeating.

"No, nononono NO. Ostrich died from....LAUGHING?"

TTYL

okay this story was weird. xD

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