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aight so blogger just updated too nice stats is different. ok whatever. Yesterday was uh a highschool dance. Yikes wowowowowow idk what to say So basically what we did was in the beginning we got to the line fast since we knew it was gonna be long. We got in and aight nice there's a gym, some storage services, a plastic connect 4, a photoshoot thing and uh yeah that's all. So as I was realizing that I was gonna have to spend three more hours in this apparent 35$ dance, me and craig decided to go in. Craig was awkwardly jumping so I decided to jump even though they were playing some nasty rap music. All the highschool kids were doing some weird stuff and yeah basically god dang Ok so basically the entire three hours were a dj playing music and stuff. ok anyway the crowd started to get tighter and tighter so the principal cut the music and was like you guys are trash back it up. People were like "I DIDN'T PAY 35 BUCKS FOR A DANCE WITH THE PRINCIPAL...

My friends and I were biking to Orloff Park by going through a neighborhood( bobby ) instead of going on Iron Horse Trail because we felt like it. On this route, we pass by a tip of Iron Horse Trail. I kinda like to visualize the Iron Horse Trail like this. ------          ---------            -------- Just straight lines with gaps between them, as breaks to go from road to road. in the route we go, we go through one of the gaps. And that's where we met this dude on a bike telling us DON'T GO OVER THERE. DON'T GO OVER THERE!!!!! Then we saw some shirtless dude on a BMX bike wearing some mask pass by a couple of meters in front of us. The dude was panting, and he said to us "THAT GUY TRIED TO HIT ME. HE HAS A GAS MASK ON. WHAT TYPE OF (bleep)ING IDIOT WOULD HIT ME" So that was really weird. We thought about calling 911. We ended up going to Orloff Park by like speeding across a gap of Iron Horse Trail, making sur...

Today was Beldum community day. If you don't know what a community day is, it's a specific day once a month, as an event in Pokemon GO to reward the community for playing. It lasts three hours. During these three hours, a certain pokemon will be spawning more frequently, with an added shiny form also. There will also be bonuses, as sometimes they will give you 3x XP, 1/4 egg distance, 3 hr lures, or many more. Anyway, so for the month of October, we had Beldum. Beldum is normally a SUPER rare Pokemon. To put things on a measure, Today was my Dex entry for Beldum. Second, Beldum looks super cool  trash in the shiny form. However, SHINY METAGROSS LOOKS SICK. (if you don't know what a shiny pokemon is, it's literally just a pokemon but in a different color. However, they are SUPER rare(1 in a thousand(except for when it is communitday(then it is 1 in a hundred)))) Look at that beast. It's like golden.(the first one is the shiny version) So my goa...

       One of my friends had a birthday party so I went to gamestop to buy Pokemon cards for him. There were some "interesting" people there. There was this one boy that was literally like "dad, can i have this rat?"(points at alolan ratata) "NO" "BUT RATS ARE COOL!" "NO" And then he pointed to this Pokeball "dad, can I have this pokeball?" "Let's leave son" "Pokeballs are cool!" This dude attempted to convince his dad to buy him stuff by saying that it was apparently "cool" Then I saw this family with three children. THe oldest was just chilling around, and the middle girl was literlaly bursting into tears. She was pointing at this mario thingy and literally crying. She tried to speak but the tears stopped her. The parents were all like "omg cmon" Then the youngest boy, about the age of 5. I was just looking at all these advanced gaming stuff. There wa...

． Augh. 22 pages. Since I didn't have access to a computer, I HAD TO WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN ON PAPER and now I have to type ALL of it on a computer Oh, and BTW make sure you read everything cuz the Lyrics of the Post is REALLY good. ====================================================================== ___----___----___----___----___---- ___----___----___----___---- ___----___ ___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___ ====================================================================== BMC=Bloons monkey City;BTD Battles=Bloons Tower Defense Battles;BTD5=Bloons Tower Defense 5;PVZ=Plants vs. Zombies day -1        So basically after dinner was when I started packing for the trip. My mom had gone one week earlier, so she couldn't help me that much. I asked her on the phone if I could bring my own bag with my stuff and she agreed.        A reason why success will never come to me in terms...

====================================================================== ___----___----___----___----___---- ___----___----___----___---- ___----___ ___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___----___ ====================================================================== One of Emerson's oldest posts was this: http://eypicasso.blogspot.com/2017/11/what-acronyms-actually-mean.html Now it's time for my  OMG=/=open my garage OMG= o sman makes g as This acronym is useful when You're in a cavs game and you suspect that someone has farted. LOL=/=llamma overload LOL= L iquid o pens l akes This acronym is used a lot. You can say this every time your pet cat named liquid opens a cookie jar full of cookies called lakes IDK=/=I drank kool-aid IDK= I 'm d run k This acronym could be used when you just drank beer IDC=/=I despise cats(EXCUSE ME? NO ONE SHOULD DESPISE CATS) I(TT)D(AWT)C= I think that d ogs are worse than c ats ...

This only applies to songs with lyrics, and none of the songs I listen to have lyrics, so Imma have to use pop songs. uHG Okay Singers want to make the lyrics sound good and flow together. For example, often times people say something like 'chu' instead of 'you' so the 'you' can't be heard, because 'y' is a consonant that is hard to AUGH IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. Another for example: I hit you would turn into I hit chu say that out loud. Notice that after you pronounce the 't' in hit, you kinda stumble. So this is what singers do I hichu They combine it OKAY TIME FOR THE REAL THING I NOTICED. So, ya know that pop song called shake it off? shake it off sha ki toff What? Lemme explain If a word begins with a vowel, and the word before it ends with a consonant, then you kinda slur it. For example, I hit emerson Would turn into I hi temerson. cuz it flows and sounds better! Me and my sister inv...

Blog stats     So far my blog is sky-rocketing. It's not even reached half the month and I already claimed 160 views in November. Making up around 1/9 of my all-time stats. It's funny how each blog post now has 10+ views. I started this blog as a summer blog to get rid of some time, and I didn't know that I would end up like this. Anyway, let's go to the stats :D Great, isn't it! Let's try to get November the top month. Well, that's trash. 160 views? I was excited for 160 views in a month? xD BANGG lol. I have no idea who reads my blog, could be a glitch tbh.  Let's look at our referring sites and urls..... some random site... how can it refer my blog? Uh, GOOGLE TRANSLATE EXTENSION GOOOO Yeah....I have no idea how my blog is referred to a site like this xD. weird Speaking of weird things, Russia viewed my blog 51 times, and Germany viewed my blog 7 times. I again have no idea how these Russians ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uku7lxngQcU https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/945792326223491072 https://twitter.com/SInow/status/945794030859968514 https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-admits-refs-missed-kevin-durants-late-fouls-on-lebron-james-in-christmas-game/ Will that convince you? Jeff van Gundy, a Final's commentator, Bleacher Report, Sports Illustrated, and cbs sports. Oh, I forgot. THE NBA LITERALLY ADMIT THAT THE REFS MISSED IT. omg From my perspective, it looked like a clean block. From a videotape, it looked like a foul. I'm literally so angry right now. Cavs could've won. According to my friends, they saw me on TV. Anyway, the cavs warriors game was awesome. I came 75 minutes early and watched the cavs players warm up. I was thinking, HOW THE HECK DO I JUST WATCH SOME PEOPLE FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR. I was watching and videotaping them. I looked at the countdown clock, and it read 50 minutes. HOLY COW. I kept on watching, and the c...