why cats are better than dogs(2)
A comeback. Debunking the Fake News.
1. Cats Like To Play With You-- LIE. Cats are very independent animals. They're picky about games. It's incredibly difficult to find a game that a cat will like to play, whereas a dog will do anything remotely fun with you.
2. They're Cuter-- Have you seen hairless cats?
3. They Don't Rip Open Everything In Sight-- This is a huge generalization. In addition, cats ruin furniture with their claws. Their cat hair also gets everywhere.
4. They Give You More Stress-- Dogs always comfort you, whereas cats can be fussy and refuse to play with you.
5. Walks-- Dogs are amazing. They are an exercise buddy, encouraging you to leave the comfort of your couch to instead explore the world. Cats? They prefer to remain indoors, trapping you in the darkness and discomfort of your house.
6. They Don't Bark 24/7-- Dogs don't either. Besides, barks are a form of communication between dogs and humans, whereas it's extremely difficult to communicate with a cat.
7. Licking Faces-- Most dogs don't lick you that vigorously, and even if they do, it's a sign of love. This is seen especially with visitors: dogs are eager to lick a visitor and play with them whereas cats shrink back every time someone new comes.
There it is. The truth. Dogs are much better than cats, and the debate ends now.
Fin.
Someone wrote this to response as my "why cats are better than dogs" post. Time to.....
OK TIME TO EAT SOME SALT
A comeback. Debunking the Fake News.
1. Cats Like To Play With You-- LIE. Cats are very independent animals. They're picky about games. It's incredibly difficult to find a game that a cat will like to play, whereas a dog will do anything remotely fun with you.
So you're saying that throwing a ball for two hours straight is fun for you?
2. They're Cuter-- Have you seen hairless cats?
No comment
3. They Don't Rip Open Everything In Sight-- This is a huge generalization. In addition, cats ruin furniture with their claws. Their cat hair also gets everywhere.
xD this is why you get hairless cats. xD jk I'd rather have scratches on furniture, then huge piles of fluff in the living room
4. They Give You More Stress-- Dogs always comfort you, whereas cats can be fussy and refuse to play with you.
excuse me? Dogs do comfort you, that's agreeable, but Cats sit on your lap and it's just AUGH
5. Walks-- Dogs are amazing. They are an exercise buddy, encouraging you to leave the comfort of your couch to instead explore the world. Cats? They prefer to remain indoors, trapping you in the darkness and discomfort of your house.
exCUSE ME? CATS DON'T TRAP YOU IN THE DARKNESS. WHEN DO THEY TRAP YOU IN THE DARKNESS. DO YOU KNOW WHO TRAPS YOU IN THE DARKNESS?
6. They Don't Bark 24/7-- Dogs don't either. Besides, barks are a form of communication between dogs and humans, whereas it's extremely difficult to communicate with a cat.
xD Do you know how heart-breaking it is when a cat meows in that light-toned voice? It forms a connection. While dogs bark and bark even during the night, and it wakes me up.
7. Licking Faces-- Most dogs don't lick you that vigorously, and even if they do, it's a sign of love. This is seen especially with visitors: dogs are eager to lick a visitor and play with them whereas cats shrink back every time someone new comes.
Yes, it is a sign of love, a weird sign of love
There it is. The truth. Dogs are much better than cats, and the debate ends now.
Fin.
HA
1. Cats Like To Play With You-- LIE. Cats are very independent animals. They're picky about games. It's incredibly difficult to find a game that a cat will like to play, whereas a dog will do anything remotely fun with you.
2. They're Cuter-- Have you seen hairless cats?
3. They Don't Rip Open Everything In Sight-- This is a huge generalization. In addition, cats ruin furniture with their claws. Their cat hair also gets everywhere.
4. They Give You More Stress-- Dogs always comfort you, whereas cats can be fussy and refuse to play with you.
5. Walks-- Dogs are amazing. They are an exercise buddy, encouraging you to leave the comfort of your couch to instead explore the world. Cats? They prefer to remain indoors, trapping you in the darkness and discomfort of your house.
6. They Don't Bark 24/7-- Dogs don't either. Besides, barks are a form of communication between dogs and humans, whereas it's extremely difficult to communicate with a cat.
7. Licking Faces-- Most dogs don't lick you that vigorously, and even if they do, it's a sign of love. This is seen especially with visitors: dogs are eager to lick a visitor and play with them whereas cats shrink back every time someone new comes.
There it is. The truth. Dogs are much better than cats, and the debate ends now.
Fin.
Someone wrote this to response as my "why cats are better than dogs" post. Time to.....
OK TIME TO EAT SOME SALT
A comeback. Debunking the Fake News.
1. Cats Like To Play With You-- LIE. Cats are very independent animals. They're picky about games. It's incredibly difficult to find a game that a cat will like to play, whereas a dog will do anything remotely fun with you.
So you're saying that throwing a ball for two hours straight is fun for you?
2. They're Cuter-- Have you seen hairless cats?
No comment
3. They Don't Rip Open Everything In Sight-- This is a huge generalization. In addition, cats ruin furniture with their claws. Their cat hair also gets everywhere.
xD this is why you get hairless cats. xD jk I'd rather have scratches on furniture, then huge piles of fluff in the living room
4. They Give You More Stress-- Dogs always comfort you, whereas cats can be fussy and refuse to play with you.
excuse me? Dogs do comfort you, that's agreeable, but Cats sit on your lap and it's just AUGH
5. Walks-- Dogs are amazing. They are an exercise buddy, encouraging you to leave the comfort of your couch to instead explore the world. Cats? They prefer to remain indoors, trapping you in the darkness and discomfort of your house.
exCUSE ME? CATS DON'T TRAP YOU IN THE DARKNESS. WHEN DO THEY TRAP YOU IN THE DARKNESS. DO YOU KNOW WHO TRAPS YOU IN THE DARKNESS?
6. They Don't Bark 24/7-- Dogs don't either. Besides, barks are a form of communication between dogs and humans, whereas it's extremely difficult to communicate with a cat.
xD Do you know how heart-breaking it is when a cat meows in that light-toned voice? It forms a connection. While dogs bark and bark even during the night, and it wakes me up.
7. Licking Faces-- Most dogs don't lick you that vigorously, and even if they do, it's a sign of love. This is seen especially with visitors: dogs are eager to lick a visitor and play with them whereas cats shrink back every time someone new comes.
Yes, it is a sign of love, a weird sign of love
There it is. The truth. Dogs are much better than cats, and the debate ends now.
Fin.
HA
When something is too salty
ReplyDeletepour more salt on it
and then it becomes spicy
lol this is turning into one of the standard arguments...
Debunking your debunk:
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1. Throwing a ball can be fun, and at least dogs interact with u
2. Looks really dont matter. It's what's inside that counts. Dogs save lives and help ppl. Service dogs, guard dogs, police dogs, bomb-sniffing dogs....house cat. Dogs were the first responders to 9/11. They're called man's best friends for a reason
3. Dogs don't ruin furniture. I have a dog and not one scratch on anything. You're just stereotyping dogs based on popular media like movies
4. How does a cat sitting on you comfort you. It's boring. Meanwhile dogs are always excited to see you and are MAN'S BEST FRIEND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
5. You dont even have a valid debunk.....so yea
6. https://www.petcentric.com/articles/training-and-behavior/cat-language-and-meowing-what-does-it-mean/ scientifically proven by a reliable source that meows arent out of affection, while dog barks are to protect and communicate
7. Wut the heck, you didnt debunk anything....
8. Dogs are better actors. How many cat movies have you ever seen? Well, marley and me and a dog's purpose were all award-winning masterpieces about the bonds dogs create
PLUS, CATS JUST DONT REALLY HAVE ANY REaL HUMAN EMOTIONS. they only act cute to survive. when was the last time you felt real, whole, genuine affection from a cat? dogs actually love you with all of their heart, you can feel their innocence deep in their eyes.
9. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/
sigh... gotta sting, cat lovers
Debunking your debunk:
ReplyDelete(my grammar sucks here cuz im lazy...o well)
1. Throwing a ball can be fun, and at least dogs interact with u
2. Looks really dont matter. It's what's inside that counts. Dogs save lives and help ppl. Service dogs, guard dogs, police dogs, bomb-sniffing dogs....house cat. Dogs were the first responders to 9/11. They're called man's best friends for a reason
3. Dogs don't ruin furniture. I have a dog and not one scratch on anything. You're just stereotyping dogs based on popular media like movies
4. How does a cat sitting on you comfort you. It's boring. Meanwhile dogs are always excited to see you and are MAN'S BEST FRIEND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
5. You dont even have a valid debunk.....so yea
6. https://www.petcentric.com/articles/training-and-behavior/cat-language-and-meowing-what-does-it-mean/ scientifically proven by a reliable source that meows arent out of affection, while dog barks are to protect and communicate
7. Wut the heck, you didnt debunk anything....
8. Dogs are better actors. How many cat movies have you ever seen? Well, marley and me and a dog's purpose were all award-winning masterpieces about the bonds dogs create
PLUS, CATS JUST DONT REALLY HAVE ANY REaL HUMAN EMOTIONS. they only act cute to survive. when was the last time you felt real, whole, genuine affection from a cat? dogs actually love you with all of their heart, you can feel their innocence deep in their eyes.
9. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/
sigh... gotta sting, cat lovers
JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THE LIVES THEY'VE SAVED AND PEOPLE THEY'VE HELPED. JUST THAT ALONE MAKES THEM BETTER THAN ANY ANIMAL.
Deletethe thing is, they never ask for anything in return. they devote their lives to us, their unconditional trust in humans
think about how much they helped us
See, i like cats too. cats are great. however, what angers me is people saying cats are better than dogs. EVery time i mention how dogs help us, they debunk it with, "cats are cuter"
I'm a cat-lover too, but those of you who put cats above dogs: Just try another perspective, and look at it from the bigger picture
dogs could be the ugliest, most savage animals in the world and i wouldnt care.
Deleteeven a single human life saved by a dog is enough to put them above cats
just one human life
A HUMAN LIFE VS CUTENESS
WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?
why does torn up furniture, you having to throw a ball or a dog bite even matter if they save lives.
DeleteJust that one fact will beat anything you say.
My grandma was SAVED by a dog
If you feel dogs are foul creatures that leave saliva everywhere, then you've dropped below any level of basic human decency.
they are intelligent creatures, who deserve just as much respect as cats.
So DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING AGAINST DOGS OR COMPLAIN THAT THEY BARK OR LICK YOU,