Why android is better than iPhone, windows better than macbook, galaxy pods better than airpods, etc.

 

This shoudl NOT be a hot take. 


ANDROID: 

  1. Google Assistant which can match any song that you play, including HUMMING. You can literally hum a tune to it and it will pop up with a match fairly consistently. Can siri do that? Oh.
  2. 400 dollar Google Pixel 3a has better camera quality and is fully capable of doing everything that an iPhone pro can do, which is around 5x the price. Yikes.
  3. Headphone jacks. People these days refer to an aux cord as usb-c or their own custom little iPhone chargers. Shows their lack of comprehension of modern society.
  4. Google Chrome. The default android uses a realistic browser! What perks does Safarari ever have?
  5. Better alarms. Our alarms are exponentially more comforting. 
WINDOWS:
  1. Widely accepted in gaming culture. "If you want to argue about culture, let's talk about apple integration in culture!!!" No.
  2. XBox game bar. This is such a sensational screen recorder that minimizes lag, easy to use, clip, and upload, along with so many other features that are too advanced for me.
  3. Way way cheaper than even a macbook air. We don't even need to break down the prices.
  4. Google Chrome. Here we are again. Actually....windows really wants me to switch to Internet Explorer as my default browser. Guess this point is invalid.
  5. Proven to have better security. Macbooks flair up way too often. How can you act safe knowing that you have a macbook?
  6. Flexibility, touch screen, a world full of options. Macbooks limit you on one type of product
  7. Macbooks have the rainbow wheel 😂😂
GALAXY PODS (OR ANKER SOUNDCORE AIRPODS):
  1. Imagine an airpod.
  2. 150 dollars
  3. Now take that same airpod.
  4. Google Chrome. Uncomparable to Safari. 
  5. but instead its 25 dollars. What a markdown!
  6. Turn it to a smooth black design, with lights, better charging case that can do doorflicks when you throw them on the ground, along with confirmed exceptional sound quality. 
  7. So tell me again. Why do you have airpods?

Android, Windows, Galaxy Pods, do what apple does...but cheaper, yet better. It sounds like a dream come true, and that's what it is. I've dreamt about finding my anker soundcore airpods after I lost them for the second time every day...

Lyric(s) of the Post: "I'll (I'll)
Tonight (Tonight, tonight, tonight)
I'll be your daydream"

Daydream - Arya, blankfaces

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