Merry Christmas!

It was Christmas Eve when it all happened. All of the Smith family was asleep when Santa Claus arose. He was on his sleigh with his eight reindeer and parked his sleigh on the roof of the house. He got out and took a step through the Chimney. The thing was, this wasn't a typical chimney. It was a small chimney. Little did Santa know what was about to happen. He took rose his second foot and fell in when he did not land in the ground. He felt himself dangle and his fat belly was forced to go up covering his face. He gasped and wheezed for air. He tried to speak but his fat stomach prevented that from occurring. He had weight above his head because of the bag of coal, since the Smith family was on the naughty list. He strained to escape this, but failed. He was stuck, but somehow fell asleep.

On the roof was the reindeer. 

"Finally we don't have that stupid fat dork to keep on telling us where to go" Rudolf whispered to the other Reindeer

"Yeah, IKR let's go ditch that stupid fat dork now" The other Reindeer said.

"Wait. Not before we go thank the Smith family" Rudolf remembered

"Ooh yeah"

They went through the back door and met the family. 

"Hey thanks for trapping Santa" Rudolf said happily

"Oh! No worries" The dad replied

"We can toast him" The son exclaimed

"John! Stop it! We will release him tomorrow" The dad snapped

The reindeer left without the sleigh and began to find a place to raid. 

"Oh! How about starbucks!" Dasher suggested

"Sure! Why not?!" Rudolph replied

They saw a cake labeled "chocolate carrot cake"

"Dude, it has the word carrot in it! Carrots are sick!" Rudolph said

"Wait, what does chocolate m-" Dancer Prancer asked before getting cut off by Rudolph

"Let's go have a feast!" 

They ate happily and was about to raid another starbucks nearby when they felt sick. As you all know, Reindeers and chocolate does not go together pretty well. 

Okay, that story was pretty weird. I was just writing out of the top of my head. lol




Lyrics of the Post: Santa claus is coming to town
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town – Michael Bublé