Pros and Cons of glasses

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Glasses...

I'm far-sighted.

Don't know why I said that.


Besides glasses improving your vision and being good for you, there are still pros and cons.


Let's just get to it.

Pros

1. Allergies-When I have allergies, usually the first to get triggered is my eye. The technique I find most useful is putting a wet paper towel on my eye. The purpose of my glasses is to keep it in place so it doesn't fall out.
2. Windy beaches-When the sand is blowing everywhere, all I hear are screams of "AHH IT GOT IN MY EYES." and the sand tinkling my glasses. You don't understand how swag it feels when something like that happens.
3. Playing with it-You shouldn't play with your glasses, but if you're bored, DO IT! I like to wear them upside-down or like do this weird thing with them, hard to explain.
4. Setting stuff on fire-This doesn't work on all glasses. Since I am far-sighted, my glasses are basically magnifying glasses. One time after school, we were bored, so we attracted a crowd by putting a dry leaf on the ground and shining the sun through my glasses onto the leaf. SPOILER ALERT: It didn't work.
5. Protection-Glasses can be used as many acts of protection. One time I was playing badminton. So do you that really satisfying sound it makes when you swing your racket really hard? That's what my partner was doing. The bad thing....I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM. He thwacked me real hard with the racket, and I seriously don't know how my glasses survived that. It was a SUPER hard thwack. I guess having bad eyes can be good sometimes, cuz then your lens are thick enough to stand that type of hit. You can also protect yourself when someone is about to kill you. Take off your glasses, AND THROW IT AT HIM. 100% works.

Cons

1. Sweating-When you sweat, sometimes your face sweats. Before you know it you're constantly pushing your glasses to the correct position, before it falls down again from the slipperiness of the sweat.
2. Cleaning-My dad usually cleans my glasses :P. But my dad is telling me that I should start cleaning them. Once a day(sometimes more) you have to have rubbing alcohol, a paper towel, and a trash can besides you.
3. Drinking hot stuff-When drinking hot stuff out of something like a mug, the gas or whatever you call it often makes your glasses super....WHAT'S THE WORD(spends 10 minutes looking up stuff on google) OHH. The gas or whatever makes your glasses super fogged up. 
4. Rain-When raining, you need constant windshield wipers, cuz it will eventually get on your glasses, and accumulate to make your vision weird. 
5. They interrupt-When hugging, when putting on a shirt, sometimes glasses can be really annoying.

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