Pokemon GO


So I'm back into Pokemon GO, I guess.

I mean I've been back for a while, but I never really said it out loud.

Around two years ago, when my sister got a new phone and therefore meant that pokemon GO would never be played again, I decided to make my own account, on my mom's old phone that had no data. The first thing I did was drop an incense down, cuz I can't go out without data!



And then before I knew it I caught a Miltank.
At the time I was like. Oh cool. Whatever that Pokmeon is.


THEN TWO YEARS LATER I REALIZE HOW RARE MILTANK IS. IT'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE RAREST POKEMON EVER.

For some measures, in this Pokemon Legends game, Finding Miltank was absolute IMPOSSIBLE, and the stuff that miltank drops out(moomoo milk) is like a 1% chance.



So late into summer, i was hecka bored, and I decided to redownload Pokemon GO after seeing someone play it at the outlet.

Seriously though. I saw this dude play it at an outlet, and then I just got this feeling like...

POKEMON GO IS MEANT FOR ME

jk


So how do I play without data?



HEY MOM. CAN I USE YOUR PHONE FOR LIKE UH A SECOND.


Anyway, I'm just gonna rant now.





So back when me and my sister shared an account, around my neighborhood was three pokestops and a Gym. So that was actually pretty nice.
Pokestop: Iron Horse trail
Pokestop: Church Fountain thing
Pokestop: This mural thingy
Gym: A church

But when i recently got back into it, I realized that they took down the church, and installed a new neighborhood. How nice!!

SO NOW I'M FREAKING LEFT OFF WITH ONE POKESTOP. THAT'S IT. ONE

gosh i would love three pokestops. that would give a nice grind session.


So they basically took down the church, and the mural thingy, so all i'm left with is the iron horse trail pokestop.

IM TRIGGERED.

But srsly i'm kinda lucky because there are people out there that have like no pokestops around them.


So anyway, when i came back, there were a lot of new features. The most noticeable, was that Gen 2 & 3 were out.

There were also raids, friends, trades, alolan pokemon, shiny pokemon, lucky pokemon, IV check, and field research.

It took me a while to get what all of this was. And I just have to say...

THANK YOU MYSTIC7

because I watch that guy a lot now. Even though he chose the bandwagon team of mystic, I still respect him and watch him.

But anyway, I made a ton of accomplishments.



  1. went from level 3 to level 25 in two months
  2. Caught a shiny eevee
  3. Reached 2000 CP
  4. Lucky Hitmonlee
  5. Owns three raikous
  6. Took down a Tyranitar raid(thanks timothy gao, Naveen, and that family that helpes us take it down)
  7. Took down a totodile and meditite raid
  8. Caught a sudowoodo(thanks amber lol)
  9. Took down a Gym for three hours
  10. Caught a wild Houndoom
  11. Found a HUGE onix nest
  12. Owned a gym for 100+ hours
  13. Evolved an Onix
  14. Got a perfect IV Vaporeon with the best moveset
  15. Caught a wild noctowl, and azumarill
  16. Caught a wild octillery and ninetales
  17. Caught a wild croconaw
  18. Caught two aerodactyls
  19. three dittos

I just need to give a shoutout(shoutout(shoutout(shoutout))) to my sister.

Cuz literally she's pretty nice.

One time I was complaining about how I had like no Pokeballs, so she took me to downtown, where I caught a wild croconaw. She always lets me play and borrow her hot-spot. One time when we were heading home, I was like, WAIT WAS THERE A SUDOWOODO. I furiously tapped on it, but then it was out of range. 

Uh-oh.

So then my sister took a U-turn, just for me to get a sudowoodo.

:D

I appreciate it.

I also went to Berkeley to visit my sister, where I caught a ton of water Pokemon, including Octillery. If you don't know, water pokemon are really rare around my neighborhood. All we have are stupid fire types like Cyndaquil, slugma, sandshrew, ponyta, growlithe, and charmander.


Last week, me, naveen, and Timmy went to Orloff Park for a Tyranitar raid. We took it down, and I got perfect IVs. That was also the first legit raid i did. the last one i did was a totodile one, where 10 people were battling a 3000 CP. We literally took it down in a second. What a wonderful first raid experience!


and btw TEAM VALOR FOR THE WIN. SERIOUSLY. IT'S PROVEN THAT IT'S THE BEST TEAM.



I AM PASSOINATE FOR TEAM VALOR. 


TO ALL THOSE STUPID TEAM MYSTIC PEOPLE.

YOU GUYS ARE STUPID BANDWAGONS. I LITERALLY THINK OF YOU AS WARRIORS FANS. YOUR JUST STUPID PEOPLE THAT WANT TO FARM XP. YOU GUYS ARE PURE UTTER TRASH.


TO ALL THOSE EPIC TEAM VALORS

YOU GUYS ARE REAL HUMAN BEINGS. YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT PATH. WE ARE AN AWESOME GROUP AND COMMUNITY, AND EVERY GYM IN SIGHT WILL BE RED. WE ARE VICIOUS AND EVIL, WE TEAR UP PEOPLE'S DREAMS. WE SEE A LEVEL 5 PERSON ENTERING A PIDGEOTTO? NO MERCY. WE TAKE THAT (bLEEP) DOWN. WE HAVE BRANDON TAN, THE #1 POKEMON GO PLAYER AND LEGEND. BEAT THAT. WE, AS FIRE TYPES, ARE SUPEREFFECTIVE AGAINST YOUR STUPID ICE BIRD

TO ALL THOSE STUPID TEAM INSTINCT

YOU GUYS ARE PURE LOSERS. THE LAST TIME I SAW A GYM WITH THE COLOR YELLOW WAS BACK WHEN POKEMON GO WAS POPULAR. NO ONE CHOOSES TEAM INSTINCT, UNLESS THEY'RE PURE IDIOTS WITH NO MIND. THEY'RE JUST LOSERS. THEIR POKEMON SUCKS, AND ZAPDOS SUCKS. THUNDER BARELY DOES ANY DAMAGE. YOU TRASH TEAM INSTINCT.




Okay don't take that too seriously.




Lyric(s) of the Post:Howlin' in the moonlight
I wanna get my life right!
Will you show me the way?
Wolf Bite – Owl City

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